50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

(Source: canadianslut)

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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tumblr needs a chat window cause this whole ask back and forth conversation aint flyin

florida-country-girl:

nathanthompson23:

jooliboo:

there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

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I don’t know which face is more accurate

(Source: itamochi)